Tale je pa za naju s Trobentico. Barakuda. Hemi cuda. Ful huda.
In jo mahneva direkt v Death Proof stuntmanu Majku pokazat rit. In sva bosi za šankom in z mokrimi komolci, prilepljenimi na šank, srebava pivo. In mava zavihane hlačnice in jst verižico okol gležnja, tako z mini sidrom, Trobentica pa kačji tatu, ki se vije čez tanek gleženj do sredine meč. In na moji levi je Quentin, sredi fenomenalnega monologa iz Desperada. Let him finish, baby.
”This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar… walks to the bartender and says…” Bartender, I got a bet for you. I’ll bet you $300 that I can piss… into that glass over there… and not spill a drop.” The bartender looks at the glass. It’s like 10 feet away. He says…”You’re telling me you’ll bet me $300… that you can piss, standing here… into that glass, and not spill a single drop?” Customer looks up and says: “That’s right.” Bartender says, “You’ve got a bet.” The guy goes, “Okay, here we go.” Pulls out his thing. He’s thinking about the glass. He’s thinking about the glass. Thinking about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. Then he lets it rip. He pisses all over the place. He pisses on the bar. He pisses on the stools, on the floor, the phone. On the bartender! He’s pissing everywhere EXCEPT the fucking glass! Bartender’s laughing. He’s $300 richer. He’s like… piss dripping off his face. He says, “You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300… puta.” Guy goes, “Excuse me just one little second.” Goes in the back of the bar. There’s a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, “Here you go. $300.” The bartender’s like…”Why are you so happy? You just lost $300, idiot!” The guy says, “See those guys over there? I just bet them $500 APIECE… that I could piss on your bar… your floor, your phone, and piss on you… and not only would you not be mad about it… you’d be happy.”